If You Go Down in the Woods Today

Overview

A Boy Scout troupe led by their scoutmaster (Sykes) is on a field trip to a seemingly-peaceful English woodland. However, the woods are actually teeming with strange characters, some of whom turn out to be disguised police officers and others criminals. The police are searching for £2,000,000 in stolen banknotes and hope that the criminals will lead them to them. The criminals, on the other hand, are aware that the police are looking for them and doing their best to avoid betraying the location of their stash.

Directed by Eric Sykes

Top cast

Eric Sykes

Mr. Pangbourne

Robin Bailey

Chief Constable

Norman Bird

Doctor

Glyn Houston

Ticket Collector

Roy Kinnear

Fishfingers

Fulton Mackay

Colonel Noriss

Lee Montague

Guvnor

Tony Selby

Boozy

George Sewell

Knocker

C

Crispin Dexter

Edison

W

Wayne Brooks

Cub Scout

Alan Cox

Cub Scout

Q

Quinn Hawkins

Cub Scout

T

Terry Kinsella

Cub Scout

K

Keith Shail

Cub Scout

R

Rupert Sheard

Cub Scout

T

Timothy Woodward

Cub Scout

J

Joseph Brady

Father Williams

S

Steven Crossley

Picnic 1

Dean Harris

PC Radio Operator

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