Blondes Have More Guns

Overview

A scarf, a chainsaw, and a mysterious blonde are the only clues to a growing number of stiffs (and not all of them are dead bodies!) Who can the police turn to? Harry Bates, of course, the smartest officer on the force. TOO BAD HARRY CAN’T OUTWIT A HOUSEPLANT! Lucky for him he has his trusted partner Dick Smoker and his faithful dog (who seems to be a guy in a dog suit) to help him solve the case. The only suspects are a pair of beautiful sisters, Montana and Dakota. When the trigger happy Harry gets romantically involved with the twin half step-sisters will he lose more than his cool? Inspired lunacy ensues as BLONDES HAVE MORE GUNS parodies the likes of PULP FICTION and INDECENT PROPOSAL with razor… er… chainsaw sharp wit!

Directed by George Merriweather

Top cast

Michael McGaharn

Harry Bates

Elizabeth Keifer

Montana Beaver-Shotz

Richard Neil

Dick Smoker

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Gloria Lusiak

Dakota Beaver

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André Brazeau

Captain Hook

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David Myers

Lyle Shotz

Ken Belsky

The Doctor

Benny Buettner

Dr. Hasselblad /Henry (as Bennie Buttner)

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Ramona Lisa

Patricia Martin

D

Derek-James Yee

Tom Woo

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Ron Meier

Detective

R

Richard Myers

Dahmer

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Anderson Lim

Short Cop

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Bebe Conrad

Athletic Cop (as Elizabeth Conrad)

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Paul Ferrari

Security Guard

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Carol Daly

Lorena

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Dianne Lanning

Harry's Mother

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Megan Bajon

Harry's Sister

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Antoinette Sandmann

Mrs. Landers

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Cathy Pizza

Screaming Woman

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