Crooks
Who Said Crime Doesn't Pay?
7.0
1 votes
2002
1h 20m
Comedy
Overview
During a late night drinking binge with bartender Nicky (Michael Marino), sixty-five year-old postman Sol Solzberg (Charlie Callas) leaks the details of his life-long plan to rob some valuable stamps from the local post office. Sol then promptly drops dead of a heart attack. Suddenly armed with his sure-fire answer to his financial woes, Nicky assembles a "crack" team of hapless crooks, headed by his best friend Paul (Jim Norton), and begins to plan and execute the caper. Whoever said crime doesn't pay had this gang of moronic Jersey boys in mind!
Directed by Paul Battista
Top cast
Jim Norton
PaulJ
Jessica Alexander
Carmella
Rozie Bacchi
PauletteM
Maggie Bagley
AngelaD
D. Banno
Postal Worker on Break #5C
Carmine Battista
Frank PerrigrinnoM
Michael Carrara
Agent Russo
David Brown
Officer Tafoozi
Charlie Callas
Sol solzbergD
Dale Grand
Bert Lanstein
Irma St. Paule
Agnes DeMilo
Wade Mylius
Postal Inspector #2Details
Status
Released
Release date
February 2, 2002
Budget
$500
Revenue
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Language
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