Hard Soap, Hard Soap

Overview

Penny and Linda are two happy housewives who just can't help but want to solve everyone else's personal problems. But Penny has big problems of her own, namely with her psychiatrist husband, Dr. John Holmes, whose romantic abilities have been unbearably hindered. As Penny and Linda find themselves besieged by a never-ending supply of perverts, weirdos, and other types of misfits they decide it's time to take matters into their own hands to return their lives to idyllic suburban bliss.

Directed by Bob Chinn

Top cast

Laurien Dominique

Penny Holmes

Candida Royalle

Linda Lou

John Holmes

Dr. John Holmes

D

Damon Christian

Closing Credits Announcer (voice)

Joan Devlon

Patty

Blair Harris

Linda Lou's Date

P

Peter Johns

Patient in Yellow Shirt

Jeff Lyle

Smith Brother in Tank Top

Jon Martin

Willard

D

Dale Meador

Rev. Hope

Carl Regal

Milkman

S

Sabrina

Glenda

Ken Scudder

Fred

John Seeman

Mr. Custer

Joey Silvera

Patient in Wheelchair

Paul Thomas

Janitor

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