John Thomson
Known for: Acting
Born: April 2, 1969
Place of birth: Salford, Lancashire, England, UK
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
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Filmography
61 movies · 97 TV shows, newest first
6.0
Nightborn
2026
6.7
Fackham Hall
2025
8.0
Secret Life of the Auction House
2025
NR
Celebrity Puzzling
2025
6.8
Art Detectives
2025
5.6
The People Before
2025
8.0
The 1970s: Those Were the Days
2024
NR
Ricky, Sue & a Trip or Two
2024
7.8
The Gentlemen
2024
6.5
Captivated
2024
8.0
Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy
2023
NR
The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa
2023
NR
Best Year Ever
2022
7.0
Red Riding Hood: After Ever After
2022
7.3
Celebrity Lingo
2022
8.0
Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More
2022
6.5
Sister Boniface Mysteries
2022
NR
Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs
2022
5.6
Dodger
2022
5.5
Last Train to Christmas
2021
6.0
The Weakest Link
2021
NR
Les Dawson Lost Tapes
2021
NR
Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!
2021
5.8
Paul Sinha's TV Showdown
2021
6.5
Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years
2020
NR
The Fast Show: More Blooming Catchphrases
2020
6.5
The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases
2020
NR
Dog Loves Books
2020
7.6
McDonald & Dodds
2020
NR
Phoenix Madina - Bring on the Sperm
2019
NR
Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped
2019
8.4
Brassic
2019
7.5
7 Up & Me
2019
6.8
Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story
2019
7.8
This Time with Alan Partridge
2019
NR
The People's Vet
2018
10.0
Celebrity Catchphrase
2018
NR
Shane the Chef
2018
NR
Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car
2017
6.1
Richard Osman's House of Games
2017
6.4
Dying Laughing
2017
NR
Caroline Aherne at the BBC
2016
6.4
Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit
2016
7.0
Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle
2016
6.0
Grimsby
2016
7.5
Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun
2016
5.8
Billionaire Boy
20162.5
Fungus The Bogeyman
2015
5.7
Northern Soul
2014
7.1
Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
2014NR
The Power of Darts
2013
7.5
Help Point
2013
6.3
Through the Keyhole
2013
4.4
Dementamania
2013
7.5
Tipping Point: Lucky Stars
2013
6.5
Strange Hill High
2013
7.3
The Job Lot
2013
4.0
Catchphrase
2013
7.3
Plebs
2013
5.7
The Mimic
2013
6.0
Pulp
2013
6.5
Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners
2013
7.6
Father Brown
2013
6.0
Uncle Wormsley's Christmas
2012NR
BBC Comedy Feeds
2012
9.0
Evidently... John Cooper Clarke
2012
6.3
The Chase: Celebrity Special
2011
7.4
Death in Paradise
2011
6.0
Celebrity Antiques Road Trip
2011
7.5
Sooty
2011
5.2
The Jonathan Ross Show
2011
0.5
The Lock Up
2011
8.4
The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa
2010
7.1
The Road to Coronation Street
20105.0
Heads or Tails
2009
2.0
Big Top
2009
9.0
Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley
2009
5.0
Angela and Friends
2009
6.3
Inkheart
2008
6.7
Celebrity Juice
2008
NR
All Star Mr & Mrs
2008
4.0
Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong
2008
10.0
Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'
2007
7.1
Kingdom
2007
4.0
Mobile
2007
NR
Engineering the World Rally
2007
8.1
Skins
2007
NR
Ghosthunting With...
2006
6.6
New Street Law
2006
7.1
Waterloo Road
2006
NR
The Dealer
2006
6.2
The F Word
2005
7.1
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
2005
7.2
8 Out of 10 Cats
2005
7.5
Monkey Trousers
2005
6.9
Blackpool
2004
3.4
Fat Slags
2004
6.0
Celebrity Mastermind
2003
NR
Appointment with Dr. Terrible
20037.0
The Terry and Gaby Show
2003
8.0
Comic Relief Does Fame Academy
2003
6.1
Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway
2002
7.0
24 Hour Party People
20027.0
Johnny Vaughan Tonight
2002
7.5
Station Jim
2001
5.3
Dog Eat Dog
2001
7.0
Dr Terrible's House of Horrible
2001
8.3
Murder in Mind
2001
6.0
Bill and Ben
2001
6.0
Born Romantic
20006.8
Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)
2000
5.9
The Flint Street Nativity
1999
NR
Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show
19996.5
It's Only TV But I Like It
1999
8.0
You Are Here
1998
7.6
The Fast Show Live
1998
7.0
Ted & Ralph
1998
7.7
Cold Feet
1998
5.2
Up 'n' Under
1998
9.0
Roger Roger
1998
6.4
The Man Who Knew Too Little
19975.0
The Girl with Brains in Her Feet
1997
7.5
Midsomer Murders
1997
7.2
Pond Life
1996
7.0
Never Mind the Buzzcocks
1996
NR
Roger Roger
1996
10.0
VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon
1996NR
Saturday Live
1996
7.6
Silent Witness
1996
6.6
Coogan's Run
1995
7.5
Crapston Villas
1995
7.0
The World of Lee Evans
1995
4.0
Dangerous Lady
1995
7.0
Fist of Fun
1995
6.6
The Young Poisoner's Handbook
19959.0
Pauline Calf's Wedding Video
1994
8.0
Ready, Steady, Cook
1994
7.7
The Fast Show
1994
7.7
Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge
1994
7.7
Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era
1994
8.3
Pie in the Sky
1994
8.2
The Day Today
1994
7.5
Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd
1994
7.7
Paul Calf's Video Diary
1993
7.7
Shooting Stars
19935.3
Harry
1993
NR
The Dead Good Show
1992
8.5
The Weekenders
1992
6.3
Blue Heaven
1992
7.2
Men Behaving Badly
1992
6.9
Murder Most Horrid
1991
6.0
Paul Merton: The Series
1991
6.9
Soldier Soldier
1991
6.0
The Word
1990
5.2
This Morning
1988
6.6
Top of the Pops
1964
NR
Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night
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8.0
Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard Righton
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